12 Days of Christmas – Toddler Style

Proseimage.large_-229x300On the first day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
An Hour of CBeebies TV

On the second day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
Two sippy cups,
And An Hour of CBeebies TV

On the third day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
Three Tombliboo’s,
Two sippy cups,
And An Hour of CBeebies TV

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
Four sloppy kisses,
Three Tombliboo’s
Two sippy cups,
And An Hour of CBeebies TV

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
Five smelly poo’s,
Four sloppy kisses,
Three Tombliboo’s,
Two sippy cups,
And An Hour of CBeebies TV

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
Six hard green bogeys,
Five smelly poo’s,
Four sloppy kisses,
Three Tombliboo’s,
Two sippy cups,
And An Hour of CBeebies TV

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
Seven upturned potties,
Six hard green bogeys,
Five smelly poo’s
Four sloppy kisses,
Three Tombliboo’s,
Two sippy cups,
And An Hour of CBeebies TV

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
Eight minor meltdowns
Seven upturned potties,
Six hard green bogeys,
Five smelly poo’s,
Four sloppy kisses,
Three Tombliboo’s,
Two sippy cups,
And An Hour of CBeebies TV

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
Nine naughty step moments,
Eight minor meltdowns
Seven upturned potties
Six hard green bogeys,
Five smelly poo’s,
Four sloppy kisses,
Three Tombliboo’s,
Two sippy cups,
And An Hour of CBeebies TV

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
Ten sticky fingers,
Nine naughty step moments,
Eight minor meltdowns,
Seven upturned potties,
Six hard green bogeys,
Five smelly poo’s,
Four sloppy kisses,
Three Tombliboo’s,
Two sippy cups,
And An Hour of CBeebies TV

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
Eleven curly quavers,
Ten sticky fingers,
Nine naughty step moments,
Eight minor meltdowns,
Seven upturned potties,
Six hard green bogeys,
Five smelly poo’s,
Four sloppy kisses,
Three Tombliboo’s,
Two sippy cups,
And An Hour of CBeebies TV

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My toddler sent to me
Twelve temper tantrums,
Eleven curly quavers,
Ten sticky fingers,
Nine naughty step moments,
Eight minor meltdowns,
Seven upturned potties,
Six hard green bogeys,
Five smelly poo’s,
Four sloppy kisses,
Three Tombliboo’s,
Two sippy cups,
And An Hour of CBeebies TV

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32 Responses to 12 Days of Christmas – Toddler Style

  1. Absolute genius, I love this :)

  2. Ha ha. Love it Jaime! So true! xoxo

  3. Misty says:

    I had the exact same post planned.. but with 10x the amount of swear words. Hers, not mind I may add! I think I’ll stick with yours!

  4. Ha Ha! All sounds very familiar to the goings-on in this house!

  5. Stephanie says:

    Oh yes. What about an entire advent calendar eaten. That is what I found my toddler doing this morning!

  6. Mayfair Mum says:

    Fabulous! Sounds like a typical family Christmas – it all started so well but by Day 5, I’d be looking for a Christmas Vacation – solo!

  7. Love this Jaime! Superb!! I love the sloppy kisses the best! xx

  8. Loving this – fabulous #prose4t xx

  9. Definitely sloppy kisses off toddlers – and oh the smelly poos! Brilliant, I love it! Well done lovely – and thanks for linking to Prose for Thought x

  10. Erica Price says:

    Very funny! I’m particularly giggling at the upturned potties.

  11. leanne says:

    haha… really like this! :)

  12. Spot on!! This would make a hilarious children’s book – at least for your own family, along with some photos to laugh at in years to come…!!

  13. Tarana says:

    Oh, this is so cute! And of course, bang on. Toddlers make family holidays extra ‘special’!

  14. Oh, dear… it all went a bit wobbly in the middle there, didn’t it? Smelly poos and bogies? Heaven forfend! I’m sure the sloppy kisses made up for it, though, even if some of them were a bit ‘salty’… S’not nice! :) #Prose4t /PoCoLo etc :)

  15. Helen Braid says:

    Ha ha! I loved eleven curly quavers! x

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