Don’t get me wrong I would normally have no issue with such a small body part. Never mind go to the lengths to write you a letter, however times are tough and when the going gets tough the tough needs to do one … and that means you thumb.
You took hold of my first child in 2001 and have continued to cause havoc in the form of slobber, wet patches, slurping noise, cracked skin and badly formed teeth. Yet your attraction for my daughter is as strong as ever. After discussion #98,547 with said daughter it seems that you are a stubborn bugger and after 12 years you are holding firm!
Not content with leading one of my children into your bad habit it seems that you have taken my son too! I now have a pair of children aged 2.5 & 12 years that both slurp and dribble all over the place much to the annoyance of the adults in this family.
It looks like I will face another winter with 2 cracked and bleeding thumbs and more wet slimy patches of dribble than I care to think about, yet my children are hooked.